Marshmallow Dreams

All of the reviews I do are on purchased products here so that I can tell you the truth and not just be a lackey for some business.

Having said that I am going to review some edibles and micro to macrodosing.

How many marshmallows can an elephant eat before the LD50 is established?  I don’t know but suspect that the LD50 for marshmallows  alone is lower as a stomach might explode before the poor test animal took a well deserved snooze to wake up later refreshed and not dead yet.

Some tests killed dogs with toxic additives of raisins and chocolate. All the others got high and happy with appropriate dosing.

Ok, I went to the dispensary and purchased several things :

EDIBLES

ChooseLove apple pie caramel.  25 mg THC 12g/0.42 oz      $3.33/25mg

Stokes Mint Micros 20@5mg each 100 mg per bottle   100 mg

Satori Choc cacao 140 mg $17.10.   almost 10 times more per mg than marshmallow

MN Marshmallows 1040 mg $20.90  63.75 THC/per 16th or $1.30 per 16th

SMOKEABLES

1/8th sativa $19.00   THC 20.18% 201.80 mg/g CBD 0.05% 0.50mg/g

Above prices based on 5% senior discount (big wow).

Goodness, where is the quality control and labelling standards.  I suggest we begin here, with these reviews and using MyDx analyzer (which I got at a flea market for 3,000% less than retail.  Pays to know what you are looking at when others don’t have a clue!

It shows THC and terpenes and a water wash would allow testing for an array of pesticides and toxic metals etc.

Do you think anyone wants to know or really weigh properly or tell the government about the cash brought in or just after laundering?  Is it true we have been underground so long that we really became criminals instead of just outlaws?

MICRODOSING IS GETTING POPULAR AND OUR CONTESTANTS INCLUDE A GREEN MINTY SWEETY, A SCRUMPTIOUS CARAMELLA, DEMURE CHOCOLATE CORDIALS AND THE BIG FATTY MARSH MALLOW. Let’s get down to business.

The edibles are really good at choose love but the expense is about equal to Stokes mints.  !0 mg at a time or 10.  Your choice. Stokes is a cool mint and the caramel chew from choose love was a knockout.

The Satori chocolate beans with canna in the middle are also very nice at 20mg per and a great recreation or gentle afternoon  experience (or anytime).  Good for waking up at night and not feeling like you can go back to sleep.

Actually, the mints are great for those moments that are temporary stressful and the chocolates are great for those afternoons or mornings when nothing is going right.

My winner in the edible is the Marshmallow by Nature’s – wow, how cool to get whacked for $1.30 and they work for insomnia.  Every night 45 min before bed and ….zzzzzzzzz

Smokeables are too divergent so you just have to get what you find you like…mid or better 20’s for THC Sativa works for me. Fast, efficient and well maybe next column we will talk about vaping…and quality control.

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TTFN from The Stash Box reviews